" landing gear "

 [ "landing gear" ]

1: A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that show got canceled; I wish I had some landing gear to stop my trip 

 [ "landing gear" ]

1: The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing. 

 [ "landing gear" ]

1: plums,grapes, balls,nuts,junk,gear,jewels,beans seedbags

  * e.g.,  ... After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck. 

 [ "Landing Gear" ]

1: the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass. also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

  * e.g.,  ... (Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom) *cloink* Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass. Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear. 

 [ "Boeing 787 Landing Gear" ]

1: The act of globally blocking a moderator/administrator from the classic wikipedia knockoff called FANDOM for zero reason. Its like the sick child cummers (FANDOM staff and SOAP) come out to cum on little children and let them slaughter themselves even though they did NOTHING WRONG!!! The act of Boeing 787 landing gear caused the suicides of more than 100000 Wikia users over the years.

  * e.g.,  ... Megan: Ah fuck, Knmagor0024 got blocked! that sucks cuz I liked her!